Yoda's Impulse

Me & My Music Too.....

2008-11-07T19:23:00.000-08:00

Like every other teenager...i LOVE my music!..azin i just can't
live without it,& i'm not jus sayin that.Whether i'm on the
move,in a car,@ home even church sef...lol..i gusta have some Mu-zik! My laptop's like a juke box,immediately it starts up,my itunes program opens & WALA!!..im jammin some good music.You know,everyone finks they're music library's the
best,esp. that #$%@! (u know urself)...but that's only soo cuz they havnt seen mine
yet.I swear i shud be working in a radio station mehn....when pple look tru ma lib.,it's like "wow this guy u have this song??!!"..or "hey!!...have been looking for this song o!!"...or " this guy abeg borrow me ur lappy"...lol...& i don't just limewire ma mu-zik...i got original copies of ma fav. artist (not all sha...like 5 or somthin') nwizzz back to the main topic,we all need music....`Without music, what do we do? I wake up with music… For me, music is my source of energy. It's like food, and it's good food.Music moves me, feeds me, sustains me,it's like when the music plays I stop being myself and surrender to its rhythm (rock,pop,hiphop,rap,NAIJA),no be say i go dey dance anyhow oh!,the dancing is restricted to the clubs!...lol.But all of u that claim music music music,what d hek do u KNOW bout music??..huh??...do u know how hip-hop originated?....all u know is a lil bit of kanye,50 or Jigga's history..then you'll be claiming fans..**hiss**,as long as im concerned Hip-Hop is buried,dead,deterioted,,XTINCT.I don't get to hear real music anymore,from R & B to Rap,its all long gone.Everyone's either singing wiv the vorcoder/autotune bout rims,being a "real nigger",popping bottles,guns bla bla bla or sex,sex & more SEX!..haba,dey no dey tire..same old lines same old hooks..its hard to find good mu-zik nowadays but trust me now,i must!...nwizzz lemme not even start wiv the fake mu-zik lovers/artist i'll leave that for another day.Nowadayz its naija
all the way mehn..azin i find myself listenin to more naija songs than ever before,i neva used to buy naija cd's till 2baba showed up (Tuface),its a sign a lot's changing,even if we still have idiots & talentless humans in the biz..its still all good.You know now that parents are allowing their kids to do what they rily want...i
think i shud start rapping...azin if i can jus sell like 1 million copies,im RICH...after all i have to do is have a hot hook wiv a lot of jibberish like "tongolo"..or "pasa pasa'' or "bjhsahfjbdshgjsvu" inside it....nwizzz im in a serious relationship wiv music & thats
all that matters,could actualli go on forever with this but i gotta
end it sometime right.xxxxxxx

The "Weak Guy"....

2008-10-27T13:56:00.000-07:00

So who is the weak guy?,u want to know abi....well,lemme put it this way...he's the guy who's mumu button is pressed a hundred more times than a Game freak doing Ryu's Super Combo & Liu Kang's Brutality move together!...he's the guy that listens to "One girl to love" (Bobby V.=The weakest of em all) & "no air" & all o' dem things dem with so much zest...he's the guy who'll free booze or Pro Evolution Soccer to attend to his "madams" calling,he's also the guy who ultimately falls in soooo much love that it consumes his entire body,soul,spirit (chakra/reiatsu)...in short HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!...its rily sad mehn,..wat happened to all the strong men of those days?!,like Tupac,Malcolm X,etc...ehnn...abeg wat happened?..i guess the Global Green House Effect's not just affecting the weather these days.The "FORCE" is weak with these ones,(picture its "Master Yoda" from star wars sayin that part..lol.)....azin i hate weak niggers mehn,i prefer homosexuals to this inferior breed of the male homosapien specie.I feel (know) their existence is just messing up the whole cycle of life,after all its ADAM & then Eve,not EVE & then Adam.I was in traffic the other day,when the babe in my front RAMMED into the brand new Nissan Infiniti 2008 model SUV in front of her,& all the fool that came outta his car could say was "Oh" with a big stupid grin on his face,then let the babe go...imagine!!...after dey don break ehn lights finish,& thats when i knew that this guy is an example of a confirm C.W.A...aka Certified Weak Guy,**sigh**...sometimes Naija men no dey try.....From the research i conducted with my fellow reseachers (Master Yoda,Al Pacino & Jay-z) we found out that this weak trait resides in the D.N.A.,i.e. its transmitted through genes from father/mother to son.It's a disease with damaging results & serious side effects,where most victims never recover.Only those with great strength & determination can overcome this sickness.Well,all i have to say my strong homies out there is......keep on fighting & "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!!!'..........

(Chris Brown is Weak guy too,forgot to mention that)

I'll Be BACK

Mi Blog Muy Propio

2008-10-24T18:52:00.000-07:00

Sooo i finally decided to get "my very own blog" (just translated the title for the non-espanol literates),even though i really dont have anything to write...but i guess this blog is my own way of escaping the troubles,problems & issues i 've to confront in reality.Its 7.30 am on a Saturday,& im lying down on my bed "blogging" (that sounds cool!!..lol),my lil' sis walks into my room & thinks im doing some important ish,not knowing im goofing around here trynna say something sensible/important.I always wanted my very own blog,but felt it'll jus be a long ting,till i got to see my fav. bum's blog :) & i was like..this shits eZ jo!,but now that im here im lost in thoughts.Maybe its bcuz of the fact that i neva had a diary (botty parade...lol) & this is more or less an online diary or bcuz its my first post or bcuz its the very 1st journal im writing for the world to see but wateva the case may be,i'll prob. get over it sooner or later.You know,it feels good knowing u have a blog,it makes me feel like im rily part of the Facebooking,Play Station 3 playing,Vocoder using,Ipod listening generation!,...nwizzz dnt have anyting to add to the space below me....all i care iz that i got Mi Blog Muy Propio......xxxxxxxxxxxx

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